Resident Eric Thomason stumbled upon a grim scene early in the morning en route to his first cup of coffee. In the kitchen, he found the body of a fencepost lizard splayed on it's back revealing a cerulean blue belly. The lizard was declared dead on the scene.
A stunned Thomason said, "It just happened. There was nothing on the floor, then I turned around and it was here."
A suspect was held for questioning but released shortly thereafter to go pee outside.